Buy a drawing of a monkey that someone can just produce endless variations of whenever they need the money? Sign me up!
Get yourself a caffeine addition. What’s there to lose? You’ll look great, feel great, and best of all you’ll be getting shit done as the universe intended - wired out of your mind.
Chat and online support is performed by some of the poorest people in the world. Just give them the damn 5 stars.
You will never be immortal. Immortality will one day exist, but you’ll never experience it. Nor will I. It will never be meant for people like us.
You’re awake and you aren’t going back to sleep. You need 2 dishwashers to make your life whole and you won’t be complete until you own both of them. The only question now is; how do you justify it to your family?
Quit melting in the heat and suffering from a lack of air conditioning. Quickly cool your room on a summer night - no extra equipment required!
We’re spending hours looking for the perfect laptop, the perfect smartphone, the perfect audio system. The one better than the rest. The one with the highest specs and the best features, at a lower price than anyone else. With better “something” than anything else. It’ll never come. This is all time wasted. Nothing will come of it.
It isn't really in everyone's best interest to be left to their own devices. Sometimes you just need some good old fashioned external interference.
Games shouldn’t ship as a half-finished mess filled with bugs. Mods should be used to augment the gameplay experience in a complete game, not to finish the game because developers would rather let the community do their jobs than spend the time and money to do it properly themselves.
A coin toss is among the first few things that people think of when they think "random" but in reality, that outcome is determined the second it leaves your hand. Coins aren't magic after all, they're just physical objects.
Humans are the reigning champs when it comes to patting ourselves on the back. For thousands of years, we have toiled away at incremental technological progress, the entire time congratulating ourselves for figuring x technology out "so quickly!". It's actually so amazing that we've been able to so so much in so little time, isn't it?
Our world does not revolve around code. It revolves around software that’s designed with usability in mind, and this will never change.
All of our supposed “progress” has done little to give our lives meaning, so we might have as well have not even bothered at all.
The vast majority of people don’t want to be correct, they just want to think they are, and will cherry-pick their evidence until they find something that tells them what they want to hear. Reality is irrelevant.
When we look at something considered to be ‘art’ it may or may not create a pleasurable response within us. Some may call this ‘an unknowable magic of art’ or ‘the mystery majesty of the mystery of the human experience’. I call it a blind-folded man throwing darts at a wall of dart boards. He may hit some of them, and some even hit on the bullseye, but is this really “magic”?