Starting 2020 off right with The Shawskank Redemption; Jaunary Mini-view Roundup
/ Stoski MostiHit up my ultimate movie rating guide for a ranked list of our planet’s films, best to worst.
The Shawshank Redemption (1994)
Watching this movie on January 1, 2020, I know I got my movie-watching decade off to a great start. Man what a great film. It was released almost thirty years ago but I’ll extend the courtesy of a spoiler-free viewing to those who haven’t seen it, given it took me so long to watch it myself.
Absolutely one of the movies to watch before you die, if you care at all about film. A story of wit, perseverance, and the human spirit, this is an all-time classic that won’t be touched by the hands of time for a long while to come. With no gimmicks and no-nonsense, Shawshank becomes one of those films that are just about people - people, and the situations in which they find themselves. Don’t confuse this movie with some pedestrian Oscar-bait bullshit, however. Genuine talent, thoughtful shots, and top-shelf writing are all on display here.
4/5
Like a simple rotisserie chicken, the plot itself is not spectacular, but is executed incredibly well. The Shawshank Redemption belongs right up there with Good Will Hunting and A Few Good Men. Definitely in my list of the top ten films of all time. 100% worth watching.
The Anomaly (2014)
The synopsis that I first saw for this movie read "a former soldier is taken captive and awakens in the back of a van where he learns that he only has a few moments to figure out how he got there". Snore! That sounds like an okay plot for your basic action flick, but that, this is not. It’s a thinking man’s action movie. A man does indeed wake up in a van and” “only has a few moments to figure out how he got there” but it doesn’t stop there.
For a lot of the first act, the audience is just as confused as the protagonist, with information purposefully kept from us as well as the people on screen, with just enough clues given as to deduce the situation, for the very astute and observant. As more information is given, a simultaneous feeling of relief and intrigue makes you want to learn more about this man and the situation imposed on him.
Also, Luke Hemsworth. *Swoon*
4/5
Crawl (2019)
A popcorn disaster/monster movie from beginning to end, but don’t discount it for that alone. Crawl has everything that a movie like this ought to; a safe “everything is reletively safe and good” opening, a stubborn family member who doesn’t want to leave despite the danger, excellent paying, a great kill-cam, and characters doing things that make you want to yell at the screen. It isn’t even the “I as an audience member knows things that the characters couldn’t possibly know but I’ll yell anyway” kind of yelling. The characters make genuine mistakes at times, which is, you know, good. It gives you a reason to yell at the screen while not looking like a dickhead because, come-on, the character has access to the same information as the audience, and she does that? I could have done better!
This movie is done straight. No memes, no jokes, just two people and a dog fighting for their lives against multiple killer alligators (as opposed to non-killer alligators?). Despite this, it’s quite light and easy to watch. If you’re in the mood for a wholesome movie about alligators ripping people to shreds - multiple people die horribly in this movie - then Crawl is for you.
All Movies Added This Month
The Shawshank Redemption (1994) 4.5/5
The Anomaly (2013) 4/5
Ready or Not (2019) 3/5
Triangle (2009) 2.5/5
Crawl (2019) 3/5
You might also like
You could chance it out there in the cold, bleak movie landscape, or you can join Stoski in a mission of film bliss of Noir and amazement. Choice is yours, kid.
Stoski is your movie guy from now on. Watch what you're told and you'll have a good life. Resist, and I got no sympathy for ya.
What do you do when John Cena and Sylvester Stallone both star in the same generic schlock of a movie alongside Idris Elba? You make the most of it, I suppose.
Stoski is your movie guy from now on. Watch what you're told and you'll have a good life. Resist, and I got no sympathy for ya.
Stoski is your movie guy from now on. Watch what you're told and you'll have a good life. Resist, and I got no sympathy for ya.
Zombie flicks are simultaneously over- and under-rated. On one hand they can be this interesting and masterfully done film that takes you by surprise and pound you over the head with spot-on acting, dialogue, set-piece, and world-building. On the other hand, they can be the same old schlock that you’ve seen a thousand times before, that you keep coming back to, because it’s just that damn good.
Stoski is your movie guy from now on. Watch what you're told and you'll have a good life. Resist, and I got no sympathy for ya.
Stoski is your movie guy from now on. Watch what you're told and you'll have a good life. Resist, and I got no sympathy for ya.
Stoski is your movie guy from now on. Watch what you're told and you'll have a good life. Resist, and I got no sympathy for ya.
Stoski is your movie guy from now on. Watch what you're told and you'll have a good life. Resist, and I got no sympathy for ya.
We have some new hidden and not-so-hidden gems for the month of December. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
Stoski's November mini-view Roundup - find out what to watch and what to ditch!
Temple of Doom: Bad. Tokyo Drift: Good. That’s my takeaway, at least
We have some new hidden and not-so-hidden gems for the month of xSeptember. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
We have some new hidden and not-so-hidden gems for the month of July. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
We have some new hidden and not-so-hidden gems for the month of May. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
We have some new hidden and not-so-hidden gems for the month of April. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, or even some trash because you hate yourself, then this might be for you.
Movies seen and reviewed, by Stoski, for the month of March. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
Movies seen and reviewed, by Stoski, for the month of January. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
Humans are stupid brutes driven by emotion and greed. If VIKI was more physically powerful, I,Robot would have ended differently, and everyone would have been better for it.
Movies seen and reviewed, by Stoski, for the month of December. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
Movies seen and reviewed, by Stoski, for the month of November. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
Movies seen and reviewed, by Stoski, for the month of October. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
Movies seen and reviewed for the month of July. If you’re looking for something interesting to watch, then this might be for you.
Working in a toll booth part time and affording an apartment like that in New York City? Not in 2018 and not even in the 90s. So what’s the go?
We’ve added a couple of movies to Stoski’s Ultimate Movie Ratings Guide this month. Not as much as I'd have liked personally, but that's just how it goes sometimes.
We’ve added quite a few movies to Stoski’s Ultimate Movies Rating Guide this month, from sci-fi to musicals to what some might consider to be ‘artsy-fartsy bullshit’. Looking for something to watch? Here are a few things that might have flown past your radar.
John tries to move an image around a multiple-page Microsoft Word document, but it fucks the entire document up with the slightest movement. It only gets worse from there…